My Best Friend Is a Sneaky B*astard

This afternoon, my best friend, Johsthony, dropped by at my pad and had a little chat with me about things and stuff. We were having some snacks when he showed interest with my bath essentials. He examined my set closely: shampoo, shaver, bath soap, toothpaste, and stuff.

Suddenly, he blurted out, “Hey, you should cut your bath soap into half. They say you can save a lot by doing so.”

“I guess,” I replied. “My sisters do the same with their beauty soaps. Lemme just get some thread.” I went to my drawer and got some thread, then, used it to cut the soap.

With amazement, he said, “Oh, so that’s how you cut bath soaps in half.”

I smiled. “Yeah. It’s easier that way.” I proudly told him. “My sisters taught me how to.”

He smiled, then, grabbed the other half of the soap. “Uhmm . . . hey, can I have the other half? I don’t think I have bath soap at home.”

I stared at him coldly. “Ooohh. So it’s not about me saving, isn’t it? It’s about you saving.”

He smiled slyly and responded, “No. I just kind of remembered I don’t have bath soap at home.”

And just like that, he took the other half of my soap. He is such as sneaky b*stard. HAHAHA!


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